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Bobson · Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:46 am Post subject:

Broint, you'll be/are an AWESOME (!!!!!!!!) addition to this forum. Let me bid you hello in the good old way:
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Hello loremaster, another long-time reader without the energy to make an account, welcome to the club, and welcome aboard Very Happy

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Kodykahn · Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:58 am Post subject:

So, ran into a donald the other day, who tried to call me a bad tank... T-t

this donald, was the healer, it was a shaman, for one, his specc was horribad, two, as a healer, he had absolutly no mp5/crit caster gear, three, he had about +500 spirit on all of his gear, AND to top it all off, he's complaining to me about his mana running out, and how since he had 20k mana, gemmed for int, he couldn't possibly be healing badly, I must be tanking badly... note: this was in H: ToC, the spawn was the Rogue, Warrior, Shaman, followed by the Confessor, so basically, the worst spawns to get with a fail healer ~_~

Funnily enough mr. donald though he was hot stuff enough to challenge my attemp to help him heal better, seeing how my main is a resto shaman, and mouthed off to me for about 10 mins, until he suggested we switched, he'd get on his tank, I'd get on my healer, and see how "I" do, his tank, had 3k more hp then me, due to pure stam gemming ~_~, and wasn't uncrittable for heroics, yet, where he failed to heal Black knight proporly four times in a row, I one shot it ~_~

Needless to say, donald got annoyed when I pointed this out, cursed me out and promptly got kicked by me without loot ~_~ >..> maybe I was a lil harsh? XD

on a side note, my sig isn't updated because I logged out in my dps gear last night, but my Dk now has 28k hp unbuffed and is raid capped ~_~, but I was a bad tank you understand X-x
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I love the smell of good Donald stories.... always!
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judgement14 · Joined: 03 May 2008 Posts: 1861 Location: Does it matter?

i actually got that same combo yesterday for H ToC

and it was a kind of fail group at first
but then every body but me and a pally left
so we got a good healer and a good tank and a dps that had over 1.4k dps
and we pretty much one shotted everything
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jettom · Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:40 am Post subject:

vergil77 · Joined: 03 Aug 2009 Posts: 487 Location: Poland

jettom · Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:20 pm Post subject:

Thats what i do on auto attack.. on grobb.. at all.. + i got the debuff 10 times..
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Bunnytots · Joined: 26 Aug 2008 Posts: 1555 Location: PopTart Land.

A tank I knew did 3k on trash as a warrior tank, he used cleave for trash.
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judgement14 · Joined: 03 May 2008 Posts: 1861 Location: Does it matter?

oh i guess i didnt state it clear enough
the group started out with
a druid tank
a druid healer
a retadin
a DK (1.4k dps)
and me

and the final group we had a dps who had about 3k or so (dont exactly remember)
but what i was trying to say is that we got a better tank a better healer and a better dps
i just decided to state that he was better than 1.4k dps since the dps was measured
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Lore_master · Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:35 pm Post subject:

I think he meant 2.4k or 3.4k, if not I’m seriously worried about his term of a “good dps”.

Any way, on to Donald-et #2 (I’m saying it’s a she case the other group members referred to her as a “she” but I don’t know, I’m just going to say Donald for short)

Warrio was leading the group
Mage
Rouge
Me healing
Donald tanking

We were running H ToC, we did the jousting rather easily. After we finished geting ready the tank seas “pulling”, or at least I think Donald said something like that, first thing said and I can barley read it.
I never seen anyone die so quickly on them, I used everything I got, including Lay of hands, and even then Donald only stayed above the halfway point for a second…

After wipeing one more time the warrior said something about Donald gear, something about “gathering” on Donald weapon and sprit enchant on gloves, and had no where near enough defense for this place. He kicked Donald, and dint say a word, earlier he also asked if Donald could speak English Laughing

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Luckily we got an epic druid tank, and cut thru them all like an epic 80 thru 1s Razz

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The Great JT · Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:52 am Post subject:

New Donald Found!

Warlock 1 (Me. Destruction-spec. Ass-kicker.)
Warlock 2 (Demonology-spec. Good.)
Mage (Fire-spec, I think. Did well.)
Paladin (Healer. Wearer of cloth. Good healing.)
Death Knight (Tank. Donald.)

How was he a Donald? Took forever to kill anything, constantly lost agro, stupid as hell, kept switching between all three presences on the Cyanigosa fight. Initially he thought he was DPS. And of course, finally, he had no idea what the hell he was doing.
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judgement14 · Joined: 03 May 2008 Posts: 1861 Location: Does it matter?

was he in tank gear?

he might have just been a very confused dps
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Peddel · Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:41 am Post subject:

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The Great JT · Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:26 pm Post subject: